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I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

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Tim Tebow is having the best time ever, ain’t he?
First, he went to go see Wicked in the Concrete Forest.
Then I took him down to 39th street to see the male hookers in front of the sex shops at 2am.
Now, he was spotted getting a mani/pedi combo in L.A…

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I like Tim.
I really do.
He seems so innocent.
I love turning out the innocent ones.
Tim just got signed the New York Jets and his first stop in NY…
…is a Broadway show…

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