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My Butt Cheeks Look Sad And Need A Pick Me Up!

does your butt cheeks remind you of that picture?
do they droop?
sag?
look sad?
make you cry?
well have no fear.
cake enhancing drawz are here!
rubgy model,
thom evans,
shows off the new booty enhancers from d.hedral under the drop…

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HIT WITH A 1.2 MILLION DOLLAR TAX BILL!!!!!!

here i was complaining about my measly 800 dollar bill.
i guess god put that into a better perspective…

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Do You Think You Can Find Your Man In Baggage Claim?

she is trying too.
that’s paula patton.
no she isn’t cheatin on robin thicke.
she has a new movie coming out with some fine wolves:
boris.
derek.
taye.
trey.
it’s called baggage claim.
trailer below.
hit it…

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Rip His Pants Off

an f-bi just sent me a picture of kerry.
he posted it on instagram friday.
there was something “wrong” in the picture.
hmmm.
well his arms look good.
skin looks good.
beautiful smile.
i’d sit on his lap and ride him until he exploded.
i don’t see the..
oh…
oh i see it now…

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If You Were A Celeb, You Would Read Your Mean Tweets?

imagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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