^this is my face when my vix-bi sent in this story.
so michael b jordan is allegedly dating a kardashian.
twitter had a whole melt down because of it.
of all the pussy in hollywood,
he finds himself in…
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so wednesday night,
chris brown was in for a surprise.
some vixen was waiting for him naked in bed.
in my head,
and i’m sure yours and probably karrueche,
this is probably just another day in his life.
well this is what really happened via tmz…
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while we were waiting for la la to show up,
the new kim kardashian book,
“selfish”,
was sitting on the table at starbucks.
the book is a collection of kim’s narcissism selfies throughout the years.
the only thought that went through my head as i skimmed through…
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well we are all headed to court because we gonna be sued.
why?
well for being gay/bi/tri…
thats why!
an f-bi sent me this story from complex.
i screamed at work…
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…and i own la la’s new book,
“the power playbook”,
in the process….
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the theme was “china: through the looking glass”.
i think rihanna achieved what they were looking for.
she came dressed in that dress by guo pei and well…
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