so rihanna dropped her “bitch better have my money” video at 12am.
since i done slept my life away today,
i had no choice than to make the video my bedtime story.
well…

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i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
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this is one the reasons i’m glad i don’t procreate in my world.
this whole “baby daddy/baby mama” drama thing…
no bueno.
so as you know,
bow wow aka shad moss is a baby daddy to a beautiful little girl.
his baby mama is video vixen,
joie chavis.
he is also randomly engaged to erica mena from “love and hiphop” fame.
well it all started when joie didn’t want erica to attend her daughter’s birthday party.
erica mena,
in her typical usual,
was offended by not being invited to a child’s birthday party.
so she said this on camera at a party:

““Shout out to the b**ches who are stalking my Snapchat.
You just a BM b**ch!
Don’t forget.””

soon after,
shad dropped this on his facebook…
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caitlyn jenner has emerged.
well she is out and about these days.
she is literally taking over new yawk.
this is her coming out of an italian restaurant last night…
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well i guess this sheds some light on why he up and left canada for “personal reasons”.
soooooooooooo guess what everyone?
michael sam is single and ready to mingle.
thats right!
the snow fox and him are no more.
finto.
kaput.
*spits on ground* patooey!
the forests were talking about the snow fox not wearing his engagement ring anymore.
also something about michael erasing all the snow fox’s pictures off his instagram.
yeah this is serious.
get into what “the daily mail” had to report…
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welp its done.
the moose has returned back to her natural habitat.
nene leakes has left her forest of “the real housewives of atlanta”.
yes.
an f-bi was hunting and saw her strolling back into the forest.
this is what she told people magazine about her exit…
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