A Message From SlapMyFatty

Screen Shot 2015-10-06 at 8.25.36 PMim starting to wonder how he realllllllllyyy baited those wolves.
^that makes you wonder.
oh and i saw most of all ya’ll in “dickland”.
i was standing in line with my trench coat and glasses on.
don’t look at me.
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so slapmyfatty who runs “dickland” has been caught…
again.
he left this message for us to read…
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Rihanna Gonna Need A New Head After This Dragging

rihanna-tumblrthere comes a point in every celeb life when they will get dragged.
yes.
it happens to the best of them.
sometimes they open their mouth and a ton of “wtf” flies out.
as you know,
i love rihanna.
she had something to say in the latest vanity fair about rachel dolezal.
you know her.
she was ( x the snow bunny who is transracial ).
well i can feel my head hurting for rihanna with this comment…
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Andrew Caldwell Out Here Pullin’ Finer Wolves Than U

12031598_891478120922090_7482458899905010713_ooh mister “i love the wimmenz”.
oh po’ po’ mister “i love the wimmenz”.
well andrew caldwell,
of serious delusions fame,
claims he gotten “delivert” by a baller wolf you know of.
kordell “rhoa/porscha williams x husband” stewart.
he said:

“I dated Kordell,” he said in an interview with The ShakeUP Morning Show. While he claimed that sleeping with Stewart was only a one-time occurrence, he was able to parlay the affair into quite the lucrative arrangement. “I had everything that Portia got… I had bags, purses, cars. I’m in a Jaguar right now. Honey, did you see that Jaguar over there?”

Caldwell explained how he came to meet the former NFL star. “We was at a bar. We was at a restaurant and I was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s Kordell.’ “And they was like, ‘Yeah, he’s a football player.’ I was like, ‘Mmm… I like football players… I dated other football players too, I dated some of the Rams.”

Caldwell also admitted that he knew Kordell was married to Williams when he slept with him. “I think she is a gold digger,” he said of the RHOA star. “Girl, you know your husband was gay.

hmm.
kordell responded to the accusations by saying…
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Is Empire Too Gay?

empirei been meaning to talk about this.
it has been sitting on my chest for a while now.
season 2 of empire.
i was just discussing this with a home-vixen of mine.
the show is all over the place,
the character are doing too much,
and i don’t know where this plot is even going anymore.
then 50 cent says this before deleting…
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From Behind Blocked Lines

tumblr_ljyni2Wvc21qgw2huafter seeing how i was blocked by tyler lepley tonight,
you know what the funny part is
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Getting Bullied? Get Plastic Surgery!

Screen Shot 2015-10-03 at 6.32.35 PMeveryone meet gage berger.
he is six years old.
he was getting bullied because of the size of his ears.
well to hell with faked sicknesses and endless amounts of therapy!
his parents did the next best thing
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