Category: X MARKS THE FOX

ya know,
at the end of the day,
my phone was blowing the fuck up with this story.
this is the story from my notifications:

since rihanna’s paw was on her neck with the make up,
she had to break free with the help of a scandal.
i’m actually not surprised or shocked at these developments.
why?…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i imagine this was usher’s face when he got the alert today.
i know it was mine,
as i was walking from the chinese spot for lunch.

USHER’S MALE ACCUSER…

…and that’s when i nearly dropped my food and my phone.
so the male accuser has a brief side of his alleged story.
apparently,
i can predict the future too.
this is what tmz had to say…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

 

imagine if your uber driver looked like ^that?
what if he was a:

model
ex boxer
personal trainer
(ex) porn star?

well,
that would be quinton hillocks on his day job.
he found himself in this “no hart/enchilada” scandal.
they made their first appearance and quinton joined them…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP X MARKS THE FOX