Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so it has been 60 days since cheeto man,
trump,
has been in office.
i refuse to call him “president”.
as far as i’m concerned,
president obama still holds that title.

we have seen every single fail and tweet.
has he even had a win?
well cnn got some of his biggest supporters together to grade him.
this is what they had to say…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

“oh dear”…
marylin monroe was a force to be reckoned with back in her prime.
even in death,
she is still the role model to many a snow bunnies with thot mindsets.

she also had a symmetrical face.
many white actresses have been pegged “the new marylin monroe” and failed miserably.
well a new “fail” tried her hand at recreating marilyn.
check who

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW