Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?

she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.

so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened

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they really coming hard for my dark chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant.
sadly,
he fell right into the trap too.
oh dez…
so dez doesn’t want to get involved in the national anthem protests.
jon machota,
who covers the dallas cowboys news,
posted this about dez on his twitter:

innocent,
right?
well once that was posted,
everyone started going in on dez.
in his hot headed and aggressive fashion,
this is what he replied

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well,
i didn’t say it.
star parker did.
she is the president of the “Urban Renewal and Education”.
she was a guest on a fox news segment called “fox and friends”.
they were talking about trump and everything in charlottesville.
she claims the confederate and pride flag mean the same.
i know.
eek.
this is what she had to say via nbc news

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(Photo by Samuel Corum/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images)

this charlottesville story reminds me of one of those alien movies.
the one where the whites damn near lured the aliens to earth.
as soon as all hell breaks loose,

they looking for a “superman” or “batman” to save the day.

…so are we surprised foxhole?
i’m not.
we knew when trump hit office,
all hell was gonna break loose.
we knew that he would be embraced by racist hyenas and jackals.
most of us didn’t want his orange tail as the “face” of this country.
he is there so we have to deal with the backlash.
 foxholers

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i have a soft spot for britney spears.
the vixen was part of my cub-hood.
she might be a robot now,
but i always loved her music.
well some jackal jumped on stage,
during her vegas show,
and this is what happened via tmz

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