Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS SUS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

 when it rains it may just cause a tsunami.
ain’t that right,
usher?
his alleged “fucking” habit,
with that alleged bumpy situation,
may end up costing him more bread from hoes everywhere.
another one has come forward with a lawsuit.
this is what tmz had to say…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

…in my most sarcastic of foxhole entry titles.
ya know,

i only started thinking kevin hart was funny on snapchat.
he never really made me laugh until i watched his snaps.
he is funnier in his own natural habitat.
well in the following story,
“cheating” seems to come allegedly natural to him.
it seems that kevin was allegedly creeping on his rib,
eniko hart,
at 5am with some hooker in a car.
oh yes.
this is what radar online had to say and show us…

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i mean…

“confessions”
“before i met you”
“burn”
“dirty dancer”

…the jokes are endless with the following story.
so usher might be out here dancing dirty.
it’s reported he had to pay off a vixen he smashed.
why?
 he allegedly gave her herpes.
yeah!
i kid again.
the new york daily news has more…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX