Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass

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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.

What CAN she do?

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I Prefer Fed-Ex Penis Better

Mailmen are hot.

Have you ever just seen a fine ass mail dude?
Their uniforms always fit them so well plus,
something about them sticking their package in your slot turns me on.
I have to have a role play mailman fantasy one day.

But I have a Vixen of mine who realized her mailman fantasy was really a nightmare.

Peep the bullshit below…

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Trey Songz Gave Out STDS?

According to this soon to be not hired for anything intern on planet Earth,
he was giving them out like candy to his ex.

And she stayed?
And he is alive?

I would have found a way to murder his ass and have a “get outta jail FREE” card…

Peep the messiness BELOW…

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Foxx Can’t Control His Foxes

Guess that wasn’t the best night of his life….?

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The League’s Biggest Ho-Bags

Complex Magazine knows they…

*checks to make sure my name isn’t on list*

whew… anyway…

Complex Magazine knows they are wrong for this…
… but they are OH SO RIGHT.

LET THE HOES GET EXPOSED!
Nothing worst than a dehydrated ho yappin’ off at the fingers.

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X Marks The F0x: And The Stupid Ho Award Goes Too…

The red flags were there.
They were strung up and waving proudly.
But she chose not to see them and became the dumb-ass of the century.

READ THIS…

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