okay…
so…
season finale already?
didn’t the game just start?
i mean i watched it for blue,
his pecs,
mailk,
blue’s pecs,
and his chocolate gigantic pecs.
did i mention his pecs?
maybe chardonnay.
somewhat keira, jason, and tasha.
but how they just go to season finale after ten episodes.
wasn’t ciara supposed to be a character in this show?
i have a lot of questions,
but i’ll let you watch this season if you didn’t catch up…
Category Archives: TURN YO TV ON
What To Wear On The News
He Had An Underwear With Skidmarks On His Head
The Pretend Reality Show
i always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…
Seven Fifty-Two
i’m tellin ya’ll right now.
if this show doesn’t win any awards next season,
i will turn over some tables.




