You Say Goodbye, I Say “That Fast”?

BETs-The-Gameokay…
so…
season finale already?
didn’t the game just start?
i mean i watched it for blue,
his pecs,
mailk,
blue’s pecs,
and his chocolate gigantic pecs.
did i mention his pecs?
maybe chardonnay.
somewhat keira, jason, and tasha.
but how they just go to season finale after ten episodes.
wasn’t ciara supposed to be a character in this show?
i have a lot of questions,
but i’ll let you watch this season if you didn’t catch up

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What To Wear On The News

oklahoma-tornado-picturethe foxhole sends it prayers out to everyone in oklahoma.
as you know they suffered a devastating blow from a tornado.
well an f-bi sent me a picture of a wolf getting interviewed by cnn.
he wants to let you all know something via his shirt…

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The Pretend Reality Show

reality-tv-illustrationi always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…

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Wendy Williams Cracks Peanut’s Face

peo11-g0gkm92l-1wendy-williamswho knew wendy williams would be #teamkerry?
back on the radio,
wendy williams use to out people left and right.
i guess things have changed now that she is getting that television check.
anyway she had things to say about this kerry and peanut scandal…

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I’m Always Ready For The Down Lo

gayrapper_1im usually not,
but sometimes a fine one slips through the cracks.
oh!
this is about the new show john legend is developing!…

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