remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,
is going to “speak” on some podcast:

Kelsey Nicole Harris, Megan Thee Stallion’s ex best friend and one of the key witnesses in the Tory Lanez trial, is sitting down for her first interview since the entire ordeal.

????: @Thedanzaproject pic.twitter.com/2DPazmJHpy

— Mílagro (@MobzWorld) February 28, 2024

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know…

“Jennifer Lopez is a beautiful vixen but she isn’t interesting.” – Cousin Hybrid

i don’t think many realize being just pretty,
or handsome.
or dresses well,
or has a well put together social media isn’t interesting.
anyone can be all of those things.
i’ll font about jlo and why she isn’t interesting these days…

Do folks not have pride anymore?
Goodness.

i always said that if i ever messed with someone who is married,
cause i can be honest about my hoeness,
i am cutting it off the moment he wants to leave his partner.

“I’m unhappy.”
“They always bugging me.”
“I’m tired of them washing my clothes with Tide.”

i don’t know.
whatever excuses married hoes make when they want to leave.

i don’t need him to be anything but dick,
money,
and a good time.
my holes ain’t free.
here is the thing to always remember…

we will always have someone in our lives who is better than us.
siblings.
classmates.
the local celebrities on social media.
we will always stand in their shadows…

…but that doesn’t mean we have to do their PR either.

we should NOT be answering about anyone else but our own stuff.
this is my issue with my beautiful vixen,
kelly rowland.
during her press runs for her new movie,
“mea culpa” with fione ass trevante rhodes…

they keep asking her about whatever bey got going on.
she finally flipped her wig here…

in the 90s and early 00s,
before she was known as “tv wendy”,
“radio wendy” was the scariest villain to grace the airwaves.

She knew everyone’s secrets and wasn’t afraid to expose them.

this is why she got ran out of new yawk by…
well,
it doesn’t matter.
imagine after a certain age,
those secrets are safe in a memory that is starting to become no more?
it is an end of era for aunt wendy cause per deadline…

Um…
He has the type of face I’m attracted to.

i use to be a big fan of wrastling when i was a kid.
it was hogan,
savage,
and my fav,
the undertaker.

So it was when white wolves dominated the WWE back then.

well there are a new batch of fione black wrastling wolves now.
montez ford being one of them…