I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (65)

/this entry is parental advisory and nsfw.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

ig live.
ig stories.
snap.
whatever.
everyone needs to document every single detail of their lives.
public sex and jackin’ off is the new wave to document.
an f-bi sent me these videos and i had to smh.
one was eatin ass in the middle of target.
the other was jackin’ off in the bathroom at the courthouse.
well…
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“Baby, Fuck Me Straight Raw and Stupid In This Train!”

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

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“This Is A Shoe Palace Employee…”

who knew ^this little one had paws like this.
well his name is alè valenzuela.
a managing jackal of a store,
one i ain’t i never heard,
named “shoe palace” thought he could square up with that little one.
he learned that day.
of course,
an f-bi sent all the footage for review…
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