Category: THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

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you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…

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i don’t understand some of what hyenas and jackals think is “sexy”.
if you think the example in this entry is sexy,
something might be wrong with you.
an f-bi sent me this video,
taken from a subway restaurant,
and well…

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i know this type well.
it’s usually a young hood she-hyena.
she got mad pineapples in her spot and her cubs are there.
either one of the pineapples is fuckin’ her,
or they all are,
but it’s def a case for cps.
well meek mill uploaded the following caption:

and this video

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ig live.
ig stories.
snap.
whatever.
everyone needs to document every single detail of their lives.
public sex and jackin’ off is the new wave to document.
an f-bi sent me these videos and i had to smh.
one was eatin ass in the middle of target.
the other was jackin’ off in the bathroom at the courthouse.
well…

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so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

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