Category: SUS

caught up yet again?
so the forests are all talk about this bobby valentino scandal.
i thought he faded into obscurity,
but clearly,
his star is back on the rise.
as you know,
he got caught up with a trans she hyena over the weekend.
according to industry on blast,
he may have been set up.
this is a message they received from another trans she hyena…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS SUS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

denial.
it isn’t just a river.
so everyone meet bishop jeffrey thomas.
he is in quite the scandal with gospel singer,
james hall:

allegedly,
the bishop nose was so wide open off the “straight” gospel singer,
it lead to some alleged miscommunication and slander.
you might need to sit down for this.
a few f-bis sent in this story for the foxhole via the new york daily news

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SUS X MARKS THE FOX