Category: SUS

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

so andrew caldwell has upped his security detail.
some of ya’ll throw paws when you see him.
well that security won’t block his wages being garnished.
you know he was sued by kordell stewart and lost.
an f-bi sent me the alleged go fund me someone made for andrew.
well…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" SUS THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WOW

i wouldn’t play around with azealia banks if i was you.
yeah she crazy and can drag you to hell,
but she can also make your life hell too.
azealia allegedly practices ‘brujería and shit.
i guess growing up around dominicans influenced her.
she put up an instagram story for her cleaning out her closet.
ya’ll.
she been sacrificing chickens

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so a foxholer sent me a developing story and the first thing i said was:

ANOTHER ONE?

is 2016 trying to go out with a bang?
well another celebrity wolf gets allegedly outed by a messy jackal.
kordell can jump for joy now.
on the next:

WHEN THE JACKAL CALLS

we allegedly got

SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!