Crack That Egg All On My Face Daddy (Fuck Jackal Hi-jinx)

was anyone ever really impressed with brian pumper?
his hair and bawdy is the truth,
but i never saw a foXXX with him that impressed me.
he is just all around weird af.
as you know,
he is rapper wolf attentionisto in thse forests.
he has a new song called “crackin eggs”.
you read right.
peep is the song…
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Ya’ll Not Liking George Hill Stuff and He Getting Mad

when you are trying to “make it” as a star,
that particular path is never easy.
until your name is in lights,
and you’re getting respect from the movers and shakers,
you’ll be treated like a second class citizen.
ask anyone in hollywood.
hell,
even the nerds of the successful forests went through it.
george hill is mad you don’t like his rapping stuff.
an f-bi sent me the alert to yet another rant.
 he is realizing his follower count don’t add up to his likes.
um…
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The Fitness Attentionisto Who Is Droppin’ His Thong Now

it’s so interesting to see what happens to attentionitos after a while.
you know i’ve written about a ton of them.
the smart ones have successful businesses.
others been banished for their homophobic slip ups,
fell off the face of the earth,
or are determined to keep the clock ticking.
well…
so i use to write about the bawdy attached to ^that attentionisto.
he was heavy into fitness.
i heard rumors of his “extra curricular activities”,
but i took it as him trying to pay his bills.
a f-bi alerted me tonight as what that bawdy is up to now.
first,
check out who it is…
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Chrisette Michele Is Dragged, Disowned, and Discombobulated

chrisette michele is still explaining herself.
right.
well she had a nice conversation with billboard.
about?
what happened after she performed for donald trump via baller alert
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