Category: I’M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE A DOOFUS

in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.

in 2017,
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
confused,
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

irony.
my favorite.
t.i. is learning that pussy is just not what it’s cracked up to be.
well,
chasing it.
t.i. liked and made a comment on someone’s ig post.
this is what he co-signed heavy…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

i’ve heard some stories of wanting a doctor more qualified.
that’s fine.
personally,
i like more seasoned individuals than newbies.
well does the color of their fur matter?
well it did for this one snow she-hyena at the doctor’s office.
she put up an entire scene about it.
this is what an f-bi sent me via the new york daily news

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i didn’t know christian keyes had it in me.
i mean,
him.
had it in him.
so steve harvey is getting a little cocky,

isn’t he?
he caused some serious controversy a while back with the kind folks over at flint, michigan.
as you know they are having a serious water crisis.
well if you didn’t know,
steve told a caller on his radio show:

…and i had to hold on my own hair with the dragging he got.
well christian keyes thinks he should apologize for his tasteless joke.
this is what christian said via the jasmine brand

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