i’m gonna keep on fonting it until i’m blue in the face:

Lebron James has the BEST bawdy in the NBA.

…period.
he is stupid tall,
dumb thick,
and don’t get me started on that ignorant tail of his.

 

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everyone talks about it.
honestly,
in my opinion,
i think he is really handsome too.
you know i have a thing for noses too.
one thing about lebron is he knows how to wear clothes.
the other day,
he showed up in shorts to a game and…

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ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:

his lips too.
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…

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some of us may have the same issue that odell beckham jr suffers with.

Anytime we befriend another male and it’s strictly platonic,
the rumors start flying that we’re are smashin’ on the low.

which causes the other male to stop speaking to you.
he gets spooked and suddenly starts trying to prove his straightness.
the sad part is:

Odell Beckham Jr is straight and hasn’t confirmed his sexuality.
The rumors of his sexuality plague his actual talent as a baller wolf.

the rumors about many of us are worse than the actual truth.
this is the latest baller wolf that is about to be “hyper straight” in a few weeks…

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were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:

“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”

cause this is how they handled it…

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we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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