i think it’s so rude to send someone nudes who didn’t ask for it.
the other day,
one of ya’ll pissed off keith carlos with a dick pic in his snap box.
is that what you call it?
or is it “snap dm”?
whatever it is,
he was tite.
i can understand.
well today,
i got a random one in my texts.
um…

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in 2017,
almost everyone is showing us how horny and freaky they are.
nudes get leaked every minute on tumblr.
some have realized there is money to be made.
so instead of joining a porn company,
they realized their (smart) phones are a money making tool.

lights
camera
you know the rest…
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…well i didn’t say it.
^they did.
there maybe truth to it tho.
according to some vixens i know/talk to,
some straight males can’t really fuck.
there is:

“let me explore each part of her walls with my penis”
“let me see how hard i can bang her head off”

most straight males seem to do the latter.

pulling hair
slapping on the ass
 asking “you like this shit?/is this my shit?”
and telling all his friends who she is sprung off the dick

um…
that don’t mean you’re good in bed.
it means you might be an abusive dickhead.
gays and bis don’t laugh.
we’re not too far behind.
there was a study that i read recently that confirmed it as well.
this is what the shortlist had to say…
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…interrupting regular every day shit.
how about if the sex beez so good,
your moaning stopped a tennis match?
that must be some superior pipe.
well that happened to a tennis match in sarasota.
it causes quite the scene via the new york daily news…
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/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…
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everyone always thinks being an escort is glamorous.
well how can we not?
we see all these unexplained trips and material possessions on social media.
the hot bawdies and nice clothes.
the alleged baller wolves stories that keep you wanting more.
i have said to myself countless times:

“…and why am i working a job for?”

that it all comes with a price.
the fantasy is the story being sold.
an f-bi sent me an article that about a gay escort named tyrice black.
he was interviewed by ian haddock of the normal anomaly.
tyrice actually got his start from the now defunct,
backpage.
this is the story that had my hand to my mouth the entire time…
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