Lets Go Get High By The Beach

when lana del rey debuted her first album,
“born to die”,
it made mean instant fan.
she is definitely not for everyone.
her nicotine “marlboro lights” vocals always give me everything i need.
the songs on that album made me feel like a spoilt gold diggin’ semi-ratch hoe.
one who grew up in long island in the 80s,
goes through baller wolves like toilet paper,
and lives an extremely fast life.
her second album,
was extremely dark and damn near depressed me.
it made me think of a spoilt gold diggin’ semi-ratch hoe,
one from the 80s,
who is in a tumultuous “dl” relationship with an older baller wolf.
so as you know,
i’m a rabid fan.
well when she debuted her new single,
“high by the beach” from her upcoming album “honeymoon”,
you already know i was ready to take a listen.
i watched the new video for the first time today.
well i’m absolutely…
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Dance Like We’re Practicing Abstinence

giphyi don’t want to practice that dance.
i want to dance to:

*insert some ratchet jamari foolishness here*

well ciara released her new video “dance like we’re making love” and well…
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I’m Holding On For Dear Life (won’t look down; won’t open my eyes)

tumblr_n19iyhD4vR1qzcq51o1_500everyone has an album that gets them through.
we have talked about that in earlier foxhole conversations.
someone’s “painful album”can bring you comfort within your own pain.
this whole work wolf situation has taken me places emotionally i never thought i had.
one minute i’m happy and the next i’m a mess.
well i was talking to jay and he mentioned he was listening to…
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(We Go Deep) We Don’t Get “No Sleeep”

janet-jackson-that-grape-juice-2015-919191019181818191-600x371so janet jackson is back.
you know ( x i told you ) she is coming back strong for 2015.
new tour.
new album.
well she put a countdown on her website for 9am this morning.
every forest was buzzing as to what was about to happen.
well it happened.
she released her first single,
“no sleeep”,
and well…
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I Like Sausage

tumblr_kw4gzsjQmi1qzw5cri like sausage.
i like it for breakfast.
i like it between my egg and cheese on a roll.
i also like it in between my bunz.
everyone been telling me about this new song and video,
they said it was from lil mama.
the title made me eye roll almost instantly.
i decided to take a peak at the video and well…
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