Category: THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

“yo i got that shit.”

that is what my high school wolf friend said to me over the phone.
i never saw the alleged video,
but i was curious.
i wanted to know if it was really r. kelly.

“bump n grind” r .kelly
“feelin on your booty” r .kelly
“put his music on so we can fuck” r. kelly
“i was in lust with his bottom lip” r .kelly

i couldn’t believe it.
at that time,
there was no internet or “black twitter”.
it was word of mouth or your own experience.
so he bought it over and…

...OR NAH? THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

…in my most sarcastic of foxhole entry titles.
ya know,

i only started thinking kevin hart was funny on snapchat.
he never really made me laugh until i watched his snaps.
he is funnier in his own natural habitat.
well in the following story,
“cheating” seems to come allegedly natural to him.
it seems that kevin was allegedly creeping on his rib,
eniko hart,
at 5am with some hooker in a car.
oh yes.
this is what radar online had to say and show us…

THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i mean…

“confessions”
“before i met you”
“burn”
“dirty dancer”

…the jokes are endless with the following story.
so usher might be out here dancing dirty.
it’s reported he had to pay off a vixen he smashed.
why?
 he allegedly gave her herpes.
yeah!
i kid again.
the new york daily news has more…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON