Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
Who Wants To See The Incredicle Disappearing Banana?
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WELCOME TO JAMARI’S HOUSE of HORROR HELL!
TODAY’S ACT OF HORROR IS:
PLEASE BE ADVISED THE FOLLOWING MAY MAKE YOU PUKE…
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In A World Where The Kings Are On The DL…
Now, I am all for jump off sex with a DL Wolf.
They are NOT for cuffing purposes PERIOD.
This is where some of ya’ll go terribly wrong.
You get a nice stiff penis from a man, or trade as they call it.
You call him over in the late night hour,
fuck him all kinds of stupid,
and then send him home until you need some more penis.
They even make great test subjects to practice giving head on.
Might I add, they are also the biggest tricks.
It is NOTHING to get them to pay a bill or buy you dinner.
But, DL Wolves have an issue about them that make them more annoying…
I’m here to teach them how to keep being sexy….
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I Have Been Holding Onto A Horrible Secret
I think it is time to finally say it out loud.
Okay, before you think anything, let me warn you….
It is bad.
Not bad like AIDS or HIV bad.
No, I didn’t kill anyone or attempt to kill.
No running over dogs, cats, or other animals.
I pee standing up and I do not wear wigs.
I only stole once… okay twice… and I got caught and was scarred for life.
(Do you know what they do to pretty Foxes like me in jail?)
No, this is something more serious… or maybe it isn’t….
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I’m So Ugly That When I Get Sick, They Call The Vet
Some people are just ugly as hell.
I mean, lets be honest with ourselves.
There are people who are simply just not attractive.
For whatever reason though, they have the most positive and calming attitudes.
They know what they lack in looks, they use in swagger.
Look at Jay-Z for instance.
He is not the most attractive Wolf you would like to wake up too.
But, I met him and I was ready to slide my boxer briefs right off!
He was charming and funny as hell.
He MADE you feel like he was only speaking to you.
He may have “ugly” business practices to some, but you never know as you speak to him.
But what happens when people are just simply ugly on the inside?
No matter what their physical looks like, they are just disgusting.
They are out to harm everyone who crosses their path for whatever reason.
I started to wonder if God don’t like ugly…
Why do some people embrace it?
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The Day It Rained In My Bedroom
Today was a strange day for this Fox.
I sat in my house, practically in the dark and let random thoughts take over me.
I watched television for a little and tried to cheer myself up.
Realistically, I did SHIT besides have a mini meeting to discuss future plans and goals.
I have decided to move forth on a few ventures alone,
since as of late,
I have been treated like SHIT.
But, being alone and in the dark can be dangerous.
It brings about the things that you keep hidden.
Things that causes the worst depressions and thoughts you can’t un-think.
An idle mind truly is the devil’s playground…
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