Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET

it should never be this serious for some weed.
so i was sitting here scrolling on twitter,
waiting for my jamaican patty to cook,
when i came across the following video.
a gram of weed goes missing and folks start looking for a suspect.
well a young vixen catches smoke and is forced to strip naked.
ya’ll…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW

the self proclaimed,
“the fresh prince of south beach”,
is gearing up for his debut on #lhhmia tonight.

he is so cute.
it seems everyone is starting to allegedly “bark” in the forests about him.
so much so,
cast mate bobby lytes,
had to set some folks straight about prince.
literally.
this is what he posted on his ig

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET WOW X MARKS THE FOX

like,
even fonting that title made my anxiety flare up.
it’s reality for some of these she-hyenas tho.
they don’t want no job like the rest of us,
so they decided:

“FUCK THIS!
Ima live off the system”

they end up getting knocked up,
a couple times,
and letting welfare be their employment.
child support,
if they lucky.
well everyone meet angel adams of tampa.
she is known as the “welfare queen” and has 17 cubs.
she feels entitled and thinks someone needs to pay for her life.
a vix-bi sent me the story via mto.
well…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

i ain’t never heard of nba youngboy.
i thought he was a nba baller wolf.
this is before i went on google.
come to find out,
eta: he is a 18 year old rapper wolf with 4 cubs/4 different vixens.
sounds like a winner.
everyone is talking about what he did to his girlfriend,
jania,
over the holiday weekend.
these are the tweets

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX