rg3 is going to get you to love him.
want him.
need him.
does this make you feel a tingling in your loins?
he lost the cave man dust braids to make you happy…

…ok bye!

lowkey: someone tell him braids and cornrows are out.
period.

rg3,
pusha t and andre 3000 long lost brother,
is going to make me like him.
he is going to make me want him.
okay so i wont go that far.
well he decided to wear some nice clothes to get my attention.
my weakness!
ughhh!
l he copped the september cover for gq an…

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nfl baller wolf,
reshad jones,
is now swimming in the money.
29.3 million of it.
the miami dolphins extended his contract and well…

Continue reading “Reshad Jones Gets A “Automatic Dome” Contract Extension” →

not my foxhole legend percy!!!!…

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john wall is fuckin’ paid.
the washington wizards just extended his contract and well…

Continue reading “John Wall Can Break Me Off Some of That Fort Knox Pipe… and What?” →

baller wolf,
john wall,
has been known to get his x dance on.
well when terrio,
made famous from x vine and x vine here,
john wall couldn’t resist on his instagram…

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