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aaron carter’s death has me thinking about the troubled people in our own lives

aaron carter‘s death had me thinking last night.
first off,
i remember when he came out with music.
i wasn’t into boybands but i knew he was nick carter from bsb’s brother:

at that time,
the siblings of stars were trying to get put on too.
he was troubled for quite some time.
the last i saw is that he had an onlyans and it was pretty awful.
he seemed to have been carrying something heavy for him to be like that.
the thing is…

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am i the type that likes to be surprised with flowers? (i might?)

i’m a lowkey romantic at heart.
don’t tell everyone or make a gay parade out of it.
i try to keep it on the low.
i’ll be honest…

I’d fall out if my manz surprised me with flowers

that probably sounded gay af but whatever.
i don’t demand flowers but if i got them,
that would make me really happy.
i really like how russell wilson surprised ciara with flowers on his ig…

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I JUST WANTED TO DO HOODRAT SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS (116)

everyone is angry these days!
everyone wants to curse you out and fight!
you say or type the wrong thing or type:

even the pregnant vixens are throwing down out here…

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I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD PUT THE HEAD FURTHER INSIDE!!!!!

the following video just made me laugh so loud.
i know we all panic once in a while but this white vixen went postal.
she was at a zoo ride-through where you get to feed the animals.
the animal of choice was an ostrich.
this was her reaction when they pulled up.
the ostrich expected to be fed and this is her…

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COULD YOU HANDLE CHEEKS THAT COULD CREATE A WIND STORM WHILE CLAPPING?

The following is reading-MA
Nudity, Adult Content

i remember seeing a stripper making her colossal cheeks clap.
i was fascinated and aroused all at the same time.
like,
you can make your backside sound like a standing ovation.
you don’t even need to clap with your hands.
you can just bounce up and down at events.
onlyfans and pre-baller wolf,
jay swingin…