Are You There Vicks? It’s Me, Jamari

M.D.D.QuarantinePoster1*cries*…
chest hurts when i cough
stuffy nose
tired
sneezing periodically
sweating like a pig

whats wrong with meeeeee?
do i have the black plague?
rugratsi’m such a baby when i’m sick.
the devil just didn’t want to see me shine this week.
bastid.
i think i’m going to bed for the rest of the night.
i’ll watch movies and cry.
so i’ve done:

steam bath
vicks rub down
chicken soup with jerk sauce
“that tussin”
vitamin c pills
speaking to jesus on the main line

i feel like nothing is working.
anything else i am missing for a quicker recovery?

some help meeeeeee!!!

i swear i’m samantha right now.
this is what happens when i been taking care of myself all these years.
when i get sick,
i realize how alone i am.
*weeps*

16 Comments

  1. Zen Buddha said:

    I’m sick too.I just finished my Chicken Noodle Soup.I have no idea what to do.Most people just go into work even though they risk getting other people sick.I thought I was getting better but I feel like I’m getting worse.

    March 5, 2014
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      • Zen Buddha said:

        It’s totally not fair.I wish I had a man to take care of me and be at my beck and call.

        March 5, 2014
  2. Richiebornrich said:

    Get some jack Daniels honey, and take some mucinex, and two Tylenol pm cold and flu. Mix two shots of the jack in some hot black tea with the juice of a whole lemon. It’ll knock you and the cold out for the count!

    March 5, 2014
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  3. The Man said:

    I’m sick too. My roommates keep turning down the heat man. I woke up Sunday sick as a dog. I had to whip out my snuggle it was so cold. Yea…I have a snuggie, get it out of your system. It keeps me hella warm tho, especially when you are under the covers. It’s like having an electric blanket.

    March 5, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^damn is the whole foxhole sick?
      this weird ass weather is no joke.

      March 5, 2014
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    • BBB said:

      I read “I had to whip out my” and froze like someone said red light, green light.

      March 7, 2014
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  4. Rd said:

    Mucinex! It is the crack of over counter drugs, but it works

    March 5, 2014
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    • BBB said:

      YES! I’m sick, too and my friend recommended Mucinex. I also have the Afrin nasal spray. They work well together.

      March 7, 2014
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  5. mikey kun said:

    Yeah something is going around, I’ve had a killer sore throat for a few days now. Ugh it’s so hard to get up and go to work.

    March 5, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^omg everyone is sick!
      well at least we aren’t alone.

      March 5, 2014
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  6. Pedrosa said:

    Awww. I hope you feel better bro.

    I’d rather have your illness than deal with this bad sinus infection, slightly swollen left testicle and rotated left femur.

    March 5, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^okay you win.
      lol
      i hope you feel better soon p.

      March 5, 2014
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  7. Eris.M said:

    Good Gid I hope you all get better

    March 5, 2014
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  8. LB4 said:

    I was sick for like a week and a half a month ago. Had me so worried. Turned out to be a some type of upper respitory infection going around and I knew like 10 people on campus who had the same symptoms I did.

    I hope you feel better Jamari! 🙂

    March 6, 2014
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  9. Sam said:

    Drink plenty of fluids. Make yourself as comfortable as possible. Let it run its course.

    March 6, 2014
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