Am I The Only One Who Thinks Lamarcus Aldridge Is Hot?

Screen Shot 2014-04-30 at 10.53.52 PMlamarcus aldridge of the portland trailblazers is kinda hot to me.
i always thought so from seeing him playing ball over the years.
coincidentally i’m also watching houston vs portland tonight as well...

his standout features are definitely his lips and height.
i love when a wolf is as tall as a tree “nah”.
glee-santana-toldyousommmhmmm.
plus he seems really cool and down to earth.
i don’t predict an inflated ego with this one.
he plays the game and takes his ass home after.
always a + in my foxhole.

lowkey: of course he is originally from texas as well.
you know i luh mah wood grain baller wolves.
i’m telling you there is a trend in the wolves i think are fine.
i will need him to do something about this tho:

Screen Shot 2014-04-30 at 11.20.28 PMlamarcus.
no.

pictures taken from: instagram

12 Comments

  1. Zen Buddha said:

    He alright. I don’t like when they’re as tall as a tree because missionary is my favorite position and it’s awkward enough fantasizing about missionary with a tall dude. I’d hate to see how awkward it is in real life.

    April 30, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^shiiiiiiddddd id work it out.
      they good at picking you up tho and bangin’ you to heaven…

      April 30, 2014
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      • Zen Buddha said:

        I do have fantasies of a tall wolf holding me up and using my ass and dick as a two course meal while my head is against the ceiling.

        May 1, 2014
  2. JajR said:

    You’re not the only one. I have a crush on him as well. He’s just so sexy and chill.

    April 30, 2014
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  3. frostyandfoxy said:

    He is super cute. and I’m always a sucker for tall wolves. I’m moving to Texas, like the fuck? Home of premium meat.

    April 30, 2014
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  4. The Man said:

    Nah, I have been on LaMarcus for years now, and I think he is gorgeous. He is a really nice guy, and he has always been humble for a guy is the best power forward in league without a doubt. I miss Brandon Roy though. I can’t help but imagine where they would be if he was still playing. When your a basketball player and your knees are fucked up….your in trouble. Before Paul George, Brandon was my fav.

    May 1, 2014
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  5. mikey kun said:

    I like his hight but he’s ok face wise

    May 1, 2014
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    • Zack said:

      Yes, his face is not doing it for me.

      May 1, 2014
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  6. Lindo said:

    What does wood grain mean?

    May 1, 2014
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  7. sc8709 said:

    It’s HOUSTON vs Portland lol. The quickest way to piss Texans off is to get Dallas and Houston mixed up. Lamarcus can get it tho. So can Mo Williams

    May 1, 2014
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  8. Jay said:

    I think he is Freaking hot and masculine.
    Glad he a Spurs!!!!!

    October 30, 2015
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