Ashley Cain May Have The Biggest Tail of All The Wolves

mtv’s “ex on the beach” bad wolf star/ex soccer baller wolf,
ashley cain,
is:

#wolfgoals
#bawdygoals
#hairgoals

ashley cain is dating a vixen by the name of chloe khan:

she uploaded a video of ashley after what appears to be sex.
this is what she put on her snapchat
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Bad News on Christmas Eve

i was laying in bed just now,
enjoying every inch of my lazy,
when i saw i had 4 texts on my computer.
i had my phone on my favorite mode:

DO NOT DISTURB

…so i didn’t hear it.
when i looked,
it was the pretty vixen.

“jamari i need to talk to you”
“i have horrible news”
“i know you can relate with this”
“please text me soon”

so i did
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