cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.
he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.
thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…
hybrid meets wolf online.
wolf is cute.
hood wolf swagg.
they been sexting for a week.
he asks the hybrid to come over his crib today.
wolf lived in the projects.
hybrid says the crib was messy.
in fact he said it was beyond nasty.
bathroom was gross.
toilet had shit stains.
wolf’s socks were nasty.
hybrid makes up excuse.
no sexy time.
first of all:
why would he invite someone over to his house,
someone he is trying to smang,
and his house and him are disgusting?
no money to afford cleaning supplies?
i thought people actually took pride in their appearance these days.
i guess not.
i had that happen to me…
…but in reverse.
young wolf came over.
he is on top of me.
we about to get it in.
he decided to tell me that he didn’t shower in 4 days,
but he showered for me so i should know he thinks i’m important.
awww how… nice…. of you???
what part of sexy time should that be said?
the bad part is he came to my crib looking swagged out.
you would have thought he took 3 showers a day!
i like that little gym sweat.
that work out funk.
that after smanging scent.
i’ll need you to see a shower within the 30 minutes after.