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LaRon Landry BETTER Not Have Penis Shrinkage Now!

Yesterday I was watching ESPN and damn near dropped my bowl of Lucky Charms.

They featured my Ultimate Wolf,
LaRon Landry,
looking like he should be competing in a WWF competition.
Either that or he is trying to casted in the new Incredible Hulk remake.
That mofo is BIGGER. 

That is one tackle I would up for…

Washington Redskins safety LaRon Landry has been well known for his physical conditioning over the years, however a recent photo he tweeted of himself has caused quite a stir on Twitter today.

The 27-year-old’s physique has not helped him stay on the football field, however. Over the past three seasons he has only played in 32 out of 48 potential games for the Redskins.

In 2011, Landry was forced out for the season with an injured Achilles tendon. Instead of receiving surgery on the injury, as doctors had suggested, Landry chose to undergo a “Biological Matrix” stem cell treatment on the wound.

Source: TRACKING.SI.COM

Isn’t he TOO big?
Especially for the position he plays?
Shit, not that I have an issue with it.
I like him looking like he could bench press my ass (in more ways than one).

Hey LaRon…

  1. The Man
    February 26, 2012 at 6:11 PM | #1

    Damn he’s big, why does he look like that? I bet he has a muscle dick too. Listen Jamari, when he gets done with you your foxhole aint gonna have no walls LMAO…. He looks like he puts in 8 hours and overtime.

    • February 26, 2012 at 6:18 PM | #2

      ^*splashes water on face*

      he got the type of body i just want to curl up next too…
      on…
      shit, underneath…

  2. omg007
    February 26, 2012 at 6:16 PM | #3

    He a safety that’s built like a line backer but I’ll still give him a go. Minus hus crazy issues

    • February 26, 2012 at 6:20 PM | #4

      ^crazy?

      i may be like Vain and say i would not mind…
      unless he plans on slap boxing me because i didnt turn a light off or some other crazy shit.
      thennnnnnnn…. i’ll keep our union “light”.

  3. RICHIEBORNRICH
    February 26, 2012 at 6:59 PM | #5

    As nice as all that looks… I feel like I he got angry, the possibility that you might not live is 86%!! But I’d still give it a go!

  4. keyon
    February 26, 2012 at 7:18 PM | #6

    LOVE HIM….

  5. Random
    February 26, 2012 at 7:37 PM | #7

    Honestly, he’s too big for me and he’s definitely too big for the position he plays on the field. The whole point of a safety is his ability to move on the field because he’s basically the last line of defense. He needs to slim down.

    • omg007
      February 26, 2012 at 7:43 PM | #8

      So true he may can tackle the hell out of somebody but his size kills his movement

  6. BBB
    February 26, 2012 at 7:44 PM | #9

    It is always said to ‘”dress” for the role you want.’ Perhaps he’s gearing up for something better?

  7. JAY
    February 26, 2012 at 7:52 PM | #10

    His brother is badder. Look him up!

  8. Random
    February 26, 2012 at 7:58 PM | #11

    omg007 :
    So true he may can tackle the hell out of somebody but his size kills his movement

    Exactly. And there’s no point in being able to tackle if you can’t catch them to begin with. Might as well be a lineman.

  9. Luckey Starr
    February 26, 2012 at 8:19 PM | #12

    Dude is too big….wtf? I dont like muscle dudes….they either have hard cakes or no cakes at all….i need cakes that move…

  10. February 26, 2012 at 8:42 PM | #13

    Crazy or n

  11. February 26, 2012 at 8:48 PM | #14

    Crazy or not that man is so FUCKING FINE!! Good lord!!! What is the purpose of being that gorgeous??? Too big you say? I don’t give a damn!! Is anybody paying attention? They don’t make them like this often!

    Marry me!!

  12. Nerd
    February 26, 2012 at 9:38 PM | #15

    I’m already at all the Redskins games in the skybox, I need to find a way to the locker room and climb that body ASAP!

  13. YngBlkWolf
    February 27, 2012 at 12:18 AM | #16

    All those injuries & that body doesn’t bode well for this being ‘natural’ growth. His nuts might be the size of raisins…roid rage anyone?

    But all ya’ll see is massive muscles, so…go ahead – get cracked like wishbone

  14. Polar
    February 27, 2012 at 7:09 AM | #17

    Great body, I hope it’s natural
    Because if he’s been doing steroids, it’s going to be all shrinkage-n-rage issues.
    He looks like a human bouncing castle.
    However, does he have the cakes to match?

    Btw, his brother is manlier.
    I’d marry his brother and cheat on him with LaRon ;)

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