KELVIN THOMAS!? THAT AIN’T NO DEVIN THOMAS!

Maybe I am high on my own supply.
Maybe I need to lay down and this horrible joke will be over.
Maybe it is April’s Fools.
Maybe I haven’t woken up and I will be soon from this nightmare.

Maybe… Maybe…. Maybe Devin has been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Kelvin!
Kelvin is jealous of all my attention towards him and wanted revenge!

Yeah.
Tha-That’s it…

… and then he says that the reason he looks this way is because he felt for
girls and women with alopecia due to chemo.

I BLAME GOODELL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!!!

I never thought in a million years Devin Thomas,
Daddy to those who follow me,
would be in a Baller Woes and Low Blows and Side Eye of Death category.


Can this nightmare be over soon?

 I will be referring to him as Kelvin Thomas until the REAL DEVIN THOMAS gets this RIGHT!

  1. shea
    June 26, 2011 at 12:18 AM | #1

    you so mean!!!!LOL…When he tweeted why he did this I said awwww. I was relieved. I was worried he was going through chemo.smh I’m glad he’s ok and he said he won’t do it again. It’s crazy that he’s not as pretty without hair. I guess wed all look extremely different without our eyebrows. All the same both You and I knw that either Kelvin or Devin could still get the drawls. Speaking for myself—id let him fart in my mouth ***sips wine***

    • June 26, 2011 at 12:23 AM | #2

      I want my Devin back

      :-(

      This Kelvin person is scary.

      And farting in mouthes Shea?
      Thas how we do it?
      Lol!

  2. YngBlkWolf
    June 26, 2011 at 12:43 AM | #3

    *holding sides from laughing so hard* woooooooo boy! I’m mad that he’s giving us ‘How YOU doing?’

    Dayum, Devin, cocaine is a helluva drug…

  3. Rock
    June 26, 2011 at 2:11 AM | #6

    CTFU @ Maxine Shaw : Attorney at Law & the brotha in the middle/background of the pic. I hope he is is okay. Those brows are not the business. Surprisingly, this is the only outlet thats following this. Lets hope he can explain.

  4. omg007
    June 26, 2011 at 7:20 AM | #7

    Ya know Jamari we are sleeping on the MLB and soccer players

  5. R
    June 26, 2011 at 3:07 PM | #8

    Jamari hope you got daddy number 2 lined up cause number 1 pullin crazy stunts. Idk wtf to say. He look like some kinda alien mixed with mr clean. If i find the real Devin Thomas i will let you know asap. He should be locked up for this horrendous crime! lol

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